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| Portrait Of Thomas Paine |
1) the government action must have a secular purpose;
2) its primary purpose must not be to inhibit or to advance religion;
3) there must be no excessive entanglement between government and religion.
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"All I can say about Banner canned sausage is Oh. Dear. God. This is the worst canned food product I’ve ever tried, and I’ve tried canned corn beef hash. I’ve tried canned menudo. I’ve seen (but never tried) canned haggis. None of those things are as horrible as Banner canned sausage, which (guessing here) consists of 99.736% recycled fat, some wheat, and a homeopathic dose of …never mind, let me just go ahead and print the ingredients:"
Once again, I suspect that this writer is also sometimes known to kick his feet, throw food off the tray of his high chair, and scream "No, mommy!" at the top of his lungs. I also found a You Tube video under the title of "Ewwwwm, They Call That Food: Banner Sausage Commentary". I have no idea how three people as spoiled and uncultured as these can still consider themselves to be qualified to critique food. Actually, I just realized that the person frying the sausage in the You Tube video is wearing a South Carolina Gamecocks shirt. How could we expect anyone who isn't a Kentucky Wildcats supporter to know anything about food or basketball?
I also found an online recipe which calls for bacon grease to be added to fry it in after it has been mixed with flour and an egg. Rest assured that Banner Brand Sausage does not ever need bacon grease or any other form of grease to be added. The partially defatted pork fatty tissue will guarantee you that it will never stick to your skillet.
I am certain that those of you who know and love Banner Brand Sausage have appreciated this post about one of our favorite foods. I am also certain that many of you who have never had it might have stopped in the middle of this post and run whimpering from the room. But if you have any sense of culinary adventure whatever, go to your local southern grocery store or the internet, buy a couple of cans and try Banner Brand Sausage. You will thank me for it after you wipe your mouth and rub your belly.
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Addendum: August 23, 2021
This blog post has consistently been one of the most often read posts on this entire blog and is actually Number 10 overall from 378 posts over about a ten and a half year period with more than 4,300 page views. We just had one of the most unusual comments on the post that I have ever seen or heard. A woman named B. J., in the comments below, posted that she had bought a can of Banner Brand Sausage at a Save A Lot store, took it home, and her husband made a sandwich from it straight out of the can, loved it, and they are going back to the store to buy an entire case. I have never known anyone, in more than 60 years of eating and writing about Banner Brand Sausage who ever ate it cold straight out of the can. I would love to hear from any of you about what you think about that possibility especially if you also ate it straight out of the can cold. The only way I could imagine doing that would be if I was on a camping trip miles from anywhere with only a can of Banner Brand Sausage and no way to start a fire.
The discussion on several Facebook groups which my re-posting of this blog post today, August 24, 2021, has been interesting, funny, and informative, and we all have B. J. to thank for that. It prompted me to go to Amazon, which sells Banner Brand Sausage, and to read some of the 830+ reviews. For those of you who have actually eaten and enjoyed Banner Brand Sausage, I would suggest that the next time you need a laugh that you go to Amazon and read a few of those reviews. It is hilarious at times, especially when the comments are from a person who ordered it, knew nothing about, and still knew little more after they either ate it or refused to do so. Bon Appetit!
Addendum: August 27, 2024
I have recently been contacted by first cousin of William Howard Cohen, also a former university professor in Indiana who had read my blog posts about Dr. Cohen and seen that a niece and nephew of Doctor Cohen had left comments on these posts. This cousin, Dr. Paul Newman, P.H.D, is the retired chair of the linguistics department at Indiana University and would like to be able to locate these mutual relatives of his and Dr. Cohen's. They can contact me at rchicks@mrtc.com and I will provide them with Dr. Newman's contact information. Thanks!![]() |
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