An ever growing site of non-fiction,flotsam, fiction,memoir,autobiography,literature,history, ethnography, and book reviews about Appalachia, Appalachian Culture, and how to keep it alive!!! Also,how to pronounce the word: Ap-uh-latch-uh. Billy Ed Wheeler said that his mother always said,"Billy, if you don't quit, I'm going to throw this APPLE AT CHA" Those two ways are correct. All The Others Are Wrong.
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Thursday, July 16, 2026
"A Song To Kill For" by Billy Edd Wheeler
Wednesday, December 31, 2025
"Appalachian Folk Tales" Compiled and Edited By Loyal Jones
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
"Getting The Spirit" by Vernon Abner, Thoughts About An Interesting Little Book
Thursday, July 20, 2023
A Wonderful, Early, Unintended Political Birthday Present!
Yesterday, July 19, 2023, we spent most of the day in the general area of Morehead, Kentucky, and got home late, about 5pm after I had hiked for an hour and ten minutes at the Minor E. Clark Fish Hatchery which sits just below the spillway of Cave Run Lake; then we went to Wal Mart and Kroger to stock up on groceries, etc. I had already had a good day for several reasons. I had spent time with my wife, Candice, and I had hiked to the hatchery from the spillway area in the company of the man who supervises the transportation of the fish they raise there to about half the state of Kentucky. We had a good talk and hike on his way to work and my way to hike. He answered several of my perpetual questions about the operations of the hatchery including telling me that they raise a lot of gold fish to feed the muskellunge they breed for stocking lakes. I had previously seen goldfish in some concrete holding tanks on the property but had never understood exactly why they had them there. I had thought that since they are a form of carp they might have been keeping them to help keep tanks clean. But actually, they are just another version of the fattening hog for the muskellunge. Then I hiked on around several of the 84 growing ponds the hatchery uses to finish the fish they produce. I saw a lot of bird during that time which I don't always see there because I am hiking constantly and not paying attention to the tree lines and sometimes flush birds before I can clearly identify them. I saw a flock of about 24 Canada Geese, about 18 American Crows, 6 Killdeer which are actually one of my favorite birds, and I was able to identify my first Green Heron.
Then when I got home, I found a small envelope in my mail box with the return address of Betty Lynn on it which I had known was coming in some form or other since Betty had told me on Facebook that she was sending me something she had found in her large collection of memorabilia from a long career at Berea College where she worked as a secretary for many years. I opened the envelope and quickly realized that Betty knows me well and had chosen to give me a perfect birthday gift. It was a single sheet of aged, yellowed, frazzled paper with a poem written on it in blue mimeograph ink and the letterhead of Berea College on the other side. It is a rhyming poem of 7 stanza each composed of 2 rhyming couplets by an unknown author who was most likely an employee of Berea College in the 1950's when it was written. I will include it at the bottom of this blog post but let me say in advance it if funny and well located at this time in American History because it puts our current political problems in a good perspective and shows us that while the Republican party never had the best intentions in mind for the majority of our citizens they were surely not the absolute criminals in 1952 that they are today. The man who is the primary topic of this poem was definitely not anywhere near the level of pond scum that TRAITOR Trump is and always has been.
Here is the poem in its entirety:
THE REPUBLICANS
The Republican's seed sprouted and grew,
In the simple minds of quite a few.
Some are nuts about whom they like
And made up their minds to vote for Ike.
They've promised a lot and they'll promise more
Let's look and see what they did before.
Twenty years have passed, and yet,
Those Hoover Days I'll never forget.
When Hoover was in I lived on the farm.
A dollar bill looked as long as my arm.
I never saw a ten dollar bill,
And, if Ike is elected, I doubt if I will.
When Hoover was in, things were really tight.
The rabbits were scarce and the fish wouldn't bite.
The men too ragged to go anywhere,
And the women wore flour sack underwear.
Remember me when you cast your vote.
If you vote for Ike, you'll cut your throat.
Would you rather have a life of ease
Or water gravy and black-eyed peas?
Since nineteen hundred and thirty-two
The Republican party has been in a stew.
They've called the Democrats nasty names,
But the banks stay open just the same.
If Ike is elected, I'll move to the farm.
I'll plant some taters behind the barn;
I'll steal my neighbor's roasting ears,
I'll try to get by for four more years.
Author Unknown, Berea College, 1952
While this might not be great poetry, it is above average political doggerel and it points out the very clear differences between the Republican Party of President Dwight D. Eisenhower and the Right Wing Radical Repugnican Party of TREASON, hatred, criminality, and disgust it has become since 1952. While Eisenhower was not anywhere near the best, or even one of the best, presidents we ever had, he was a patriot, was a major player in winning World War II and was elected twice. His most important achievement was beginning what became the interstate highway system which he envisioned while fighting across Europe against Adolf Hitler. No, Eisenhower was not perfect. But he was also not perfectly imperfect as TRAITOR Trump proves on a daily basis that he is. While the country did not prosper as it should have during the administration of Eisenhower, it was never in mortal peril as it has been every day since TRAITOR Trump listened to his Russian master Vladimir Putin and consented to be the TREASONOUS beneficiary of as stolen US election. While Eisenhower accomplished little in the White House other than the interstate highway system's birth, he never engaged in the kind of crime spree his vice president Richard Nixon did you just a few short years later. Dwight D. Eisenhower was a man of honor, a general of great military achievements, a man who could have been trusted to be in a room alone with a teenage girl. TRAITOR Trump can not point to any actual achievements other than having become the greatest TRAITOR in the history of the world. America must realize that there is some truth in the little poem above. But the most valuable thing in that poem is a chance to compare the last decent Republican in America to the worst TRAITOR in the history of the world, TRAITOR Trump. We must learn from the comparison and we must send that TRAITOR to federal prison for his crimes against America, the American people, and the world.
Wednesday, August 4, 2021
"My Curious and Jocular Heroes: Tales and Tale-Spinners from Appalachia" by Loyal Jones--Book Review
For many years, Loyal Jones has been the dean of Appalachian scholars and is one of the founding fathers of the field of Appalachian Studies. But like most other people who earn a preeminent position in any field, he also had mentors, teachers, professors, and a wide collection of others who helped shape him into the scholar and writer he is. Loyal Jones is now fully retired at age 93 after a long career as a professor, writer, and creator of the Loyal Jones Appalachian Center at Berea College. I have been influenced greatly by Loyal Jones and his work and have written about him extensively on this blog. He wrote at least two of the most important books in the field of Appalachian Studies, "Appalachian Values" and "Faith and Meaning in the Southern Uplands". He also wrote several books of Appalachian humor with his co-author, Billy Edd Wheeler, who is sometimes better known as a song writer.
This book, which was published in 2017 by The University of Illiniois Press may well be Loyal Jones' last book since he is now 93 and no longer living in Berea, Kentucky, near the college where he spent his academic career. This book pays homage, both in biographical essays and the inclusion of selected works, to four of his professional heroes, three of whom he knew personally: Cratis D. Williams; Bascom Lamar Lunsford; Leonard Roberts; and Josiah H. Combs. These men were all experts in the field of Appalachian Folk Music and Appalachian Humor which includes the world famous Jack Tales. The book, as mentioned above, is composed of biographical chapters about each man and an immediately following section of folk songs, folk tales, or jokes each man is credited with documenting and publishing in their work. This book is a wonderful assessment of the lives and academic careers of each of these men and a tribute to the extensive work they performed in collecting these songs, stories, jokes, and riddles which have been passed from person to person in an oral tradition which predates the English settlements in the Tidewater region. Each of these men were also well educated and worked professionally but the book also makes apparent that each of them was most likely happiest when he was sitting in a hickory bottom chair on a porch in some isolated hollow in Appalachia listening to songs and stories being told by a local resident who often had no formal education but had spent their lives hearing, remembering, and retelling these stories, singing these ancient folk songs, and passing them on once again so they would be preserved in the record over time.
Josiah H. Combs was the first graduate of the Hindman Settlement School and obtained a doctorate from the Sorbonne in Paris. He worked as a professor of languages in several major universities and published several collections of these stories and songs in his lifetime. Cratis D. Williams rose from a one-room school in Lawrence County Kentucky to become the dean of the graduate school at Appalachian State University and wrote a master piece doctoral dissertation about the literature of Appalachia. He was also, like Loyal Jones, one of the founding fathers of the field of Appalachian Studies. Bascom Lamar Lunsford was both a collector of these historic tales and songs and a performer as well. He also happened to be an attorney and founder of the eponymous folk festival which still exists today at Mars Hill University in Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Leonard Roberts grew up in Pike and Floyd Counties in Eastern Kentucky and was a multi-instrumental performer and college professor at both Berea and the University of Pikeville. He is known as one of the greatest collectors of Appalachian folk songs and folk tales. He founded the University of Pikeville Press which published some of his work. His two best known books, "Up Cutshin and Down Greasy" and "Sang Branch Settlers", are both required reading for anyone who wants to learn about Appalachian folk tales and folk songs. He died far too young in a wreck with a coal truck near his home in Betsy Layne, Kentucky.
Loyal Jones did a masterful and loving job of writing about the lives of each of these men whom he refers to as "my curious and jocular heroes" in the title of the book. He explains in the book his use of the multi-definitional word "curious" to describe these men. Curious can mean both inquisitive, inquiring, and odd or strange. Each of these men fits that definition in the most positive manner. They were odd in that they chose to spend their lives collecting, recording, and passing on these stories and tales which most of their neighbors never bothered to remember. And each of them was deeply curious about their native world in Appalachia and wanted to learn all they could about it in order to preserve and propagate that knowledge. If you love Appalachia and Appalachian Studies, you need to come to know these five wonderful men with Loyal Jones included as their equal and biographer. If you love a good folk tale, often leaning to the ribald, you will love these men and this book. Read it and enjoy it, and learn some of these songs and stories to pass on along your way.
Wednesday, July 22, 2020
"Getting The Spirit And Other Writings" by Vernon Abner--Book Review
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
"The Tragedy Of Platitudinous Piety" by Bill Best--Book Review
Since Jonestown, America has suffered from several other cults of personality and related mass suicides including the Heaven's Gate suicide of 39 people in California. But the worst case of a cult of personality in America is ongoing today and involves the irrational, indefensible, and bizarre devotion of a few million people to the TRAITOR Trump. He is far more dangerous than Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite ever work and is wreaking havoc on the moral and political centers of American society while serving the needs of his Russian master Vladimir Putin. But what the hell? Why should I waste my time and energy continuing to warn America and the world about what is going on when no one seems to listen?
Read this little satire by Bill Best, or better still, go dig up a copy of "The Great Appalachian Sperm Bank and Other Writings by Bill Best and read several of his satires in one volume. They are enlightening, informative and fun.
Sunday, January 26, 2020
"The Appalachian Renaissance at Berea College 1944-1994" by Bill Best--Book Review
Sunday, December 29, 2019
"Kentucky Heirloom Seeds Growing, Eating, Saving" by Bill Best with Dobree Adams--Book Review
And purely by coincidence, I finished this book on the 84th birthday of the author, Bill Best! Happy Birthday, Bill!






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